What everyone wants.. a Chola Makeover

George Lopez: What about the eyebrows?

Baby Smiley : You gotta make them hella dark, make them scream "bitch".

George Lopez: Why do they use sharpie?

Baby Smiley: Because.. if its raining outside you don't want them to wash off..

If I ever get this big.. please shoot me.

Holy Schmokes. She's trying to fly away.

Nobody Nobody but Chu

Phone Conversation on Friday Nov 13, 2009 8:30ish pm:

ichibum: Are you tucking in your daughter?

ewok: Gross! hells no! I'm tucking in her dad

ichibum: WHAT?!?! HAHAHAHHA you're tucking in her dad?!

ewok: yea? so what?

ichibum: BWHAHAHA, you are TUCKING in her Dad?!

ewok: NONONO! TALKING, i'm TALKING to her Dad!!

Sometime later in the convo...

ichibum: OMG. That link you sent me of that boy dancing to Wondergirls.. that was disturbing! Disturbingly good! Haha

ewok: What kind of parents are willing to let their kid become gay?!!?

ichibum: why does he have to wear his straps like that?! why?! BWHAHAHAHAHA

  
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