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Thursday, July 15, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
California Diaries
Just posting some noted memories from our trip to Frisco (June 22-29, 2010):On the flight to Frisco:
- Miss Em and I decide to watch the same in-flight movie "Valentine's Day." Our earphones are in and then BOOM! the start of the movie blasts in our eardrums and we burst out yelling "ow!"
- Funny quote from the movie: "You know me, always preparing for the worst. Immigrant mentality." - George Lopez
- Dani-wok: "No wonder Americans are so fat."
- Miss Em: "You take photos of seniors?"
- S.R.: "No, scenery..."
- All: (laughing)
- It's night and I see a faint shadow on a bicycle as we're approaching a stop light: "It's so dark I can't see the black people."
- Miss Em didn't even see him. (That means she would have probably ran him over if she was driving. Good thing I was!) Haha!
- S.R.: "Why is Daly City so foggy? Because all the Filipinos are cooking rice."
- S.R.: "Goodbye Santa Barbara with all your money and celebrities...I'm going to LA!!"
- Miss Em (while on the phone): "Do any of you have a AAA card?"
- Dani-wok: "No."
- S.R.: "(Quietly) I have a XXX card..."
- S.R. figured we should call Hilton hotel to see what their rates are and says Miss Em should pretend to be Paris Hilton. He imitated what Paris would sound like when booking a room at the Hilton and Miss Em could hardly breathe from laughing so hard when the Hilton hotel answered our call. They hung up on her. Haha!
- Dani-wok: "O.k. 3 beds!" (Meant to say "3 words" and lost the chance at getting a point. Haha.)
- Dani-wok: "If I had a boyfriend right now, I would break up with him."
- R.C. trying to climb a post: "Oopsie!"
- Miss Em (who just woke up): "Where's our car?"
- Dani-wok: "You just got out of it (stoopid). Hahaha! Did you have some of my [alcoholic beverage] or something? Hahaha!"
- S.R.: "What do horses eat?"
- Dani-wok/Miss Em: "Hay."
- S.R.: "What do gay horses eat?"
- Dani-wok/Miss Em: (We guess stoopid things but none of them are the correct answer so we give up.)
- S.R.: "You wanna know what gay horses eat?"
- Dani-wok/Miss Em: "Yeah, what?"
- S.R. "Haaaaaay...!" (Says it in a gay tone while his head goes from side to side like a gay.) LMAO!
- Miss Em, S.R. and I get to the elevator and wait for it, as does an East Indian family. Miss Em looks at their youngest child, a cute baby girl, and sees the bindi dot on the baby's forehead and goes "Is that a birthmark?" HAHAHAHAHA!
- We got lost in Santana Row trying to find where to eat. It's not even that big. Only a few blocks radius.
- Guy at Safeway in San Jose appreciates seeing Miss Em ride the shopping cart through the aisles.
- The guys dancing like Michael Jackson in Fisherman's Wharf.
- We were looking for a parking spot and Miss Em was like "there's one!" I was driving too fast and passed it, so I reversed and my mouth was hanging open trying to reverse fast and I drooled from excitement. Haha!
- We were eating McDonald's in Westfield and we were laughing so hard at something that I drooled into my lap.
- The guys break into song if the topic at hand relates to lyrics of a song.
- R.C. and C.L. wear the same outfit.
- Americans like Ketchup- and Dill Pickle-flavoured potato chips!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Twosomes, anyone?
Teleconference with Miss Em, ichibum and Dani-wok:
ichibum: Wanna go to north Vancouver to find all the rich guys?
Dani-wok: YEAH!!!
Miss Em: No, you guys go ahead. I'm traumatized...
ichibum/Dani-wok: Why?
Miss Em: Because Dani-wok brought the whoreman (guy at SJ Safeway in parking lot) over to talk to me. He's a whoreman. He probably wanted a twosome.
LMAO! (She meant threesome.)
Freudian slips during our teleconference:
ichibum: Strong in the face?! (Strong in their faith.)
Dani-wok: Jack in the dog. (Japanese dog.)
Miss Em: You've done it with guys??? (I've gone out with guys.)
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
I wanna be a cheerleader @ 66...
Dlisted.com couldn't have said it better:
"Most grannies only raise their hands to slap you in the back of the head when you sass their asses, but the Japan Pom Pom squad raises their hands to punch their pom poms into the air"When we're old and wrinkly, I'm going to force Ewok, Tree, Miss Em to join my cheerleading squad... "GOOOOO RAGING PIGLETS!!"
Monday, February 8, 2010
I have a girl crush on Betty White!

She is the awesomest old person I know. If I ever get to be her age, I will be JUST like Betty White...!
Betty White gets tackled! (Superbowl Commercial for Snickers) - "That's not what your girlfriend said!" (link)
Rose Sends Blanche Death Threats! - "I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" (link)
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