This is exactly what I envision a creeper to be like..

When I think of "creeper".. this is exactly what I imagine, straight to the T. *shudder*

I wanna be a cheerleader @ 66...

Dlisted.com couldn't have said it better:

"Most grannies only raise their hands to slap you in the back of the head when you sass their asses, but the Japan Pom Pom squad raises their hands to punch their pom poms into the air"

When we're old and wrinkly, I'm going to force Ewok, Tree, Miss Em to join my cheerleading squad... "GOOOOO RAGING PIGLETS!!"

I have a girl crush on Betty White!

She is the awesomest old person I know. If I ever get to be her age, I will be JUST like Betty White...!

Betty White gets tackled! (Superbowl Commercial for Snickers) - "That's not what your girlfriend said!" (link)

Rose Sends Blanche Death Threats! - "I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" (link)

What I found while going through my photo collection.....

was a photo that we took when we were in Las Vegas (New York, New York). I dunno how I missed it in the collection or why Tammy, was not sitting with us, but I now realize that Tammy wasn't exaggerating when she said she didn't like roller coasters.

I believe you now sis.

Sleep Talkin' Man

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

I just spent the past 20 minutes laughing my ass off at what this guy says in his sleep. Some of the things he says are just outrageous! Others are worry some. I'm sure psychologists and the like are having a hay-day deciphering each sleep-talking phrase his wife catches every night for nearly the past year. Enjoy. I did!

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Update: I sent an email to the Sleep Talkin' Man and got a reply (below):

Better Late Than Never :D

So Many Rules...

This is one place you don't want to get drunk at