Teleconference with Miss Em, ichibum and Dani-wok:
ichibum: Wanna go to north Vancouver to find all the rich guys?
Dani-wok: YEAH!!!
Miss Em: No, you guys go ahead. I'm traumatized...
ichibum/Dani-wok: Why?
Miss Em: Because Dani-wok brought the whoreman (guy at SJ Safeway in parking lot) over to talk to me. He's a whoreman. He probably wanted a twosome.
LMAO! (She meant threesome.)
Freudian slips during our teleconference:
ichibum: Strong in the face?! (Strong in their faith.)
Dani-wok: Jack in the dog. (Japanese dog.)
Miss Em: You've done it with guys??? (I've gone out with guys.)
He has a fivehead...LOL
ReplyDeleteAlso to remember: ugly babies, tree man, tubby...
ReplyDeleteWhat the eff is a five head?
ReplyDeleteYou also forgot "MASK BABY"
ReplyDeletefivehead: With a regular forehead, you have about four fingers from the top of your brow to your hairline. With a fivehead, you have 5 or more fingers from the top of your brows. fig 1 above illustrates this point and one can conclude that the man above has a fivehead. lol
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