"goo tooo sleeeeep.... goo tooo sleeeep"
and once you hear that voice you are effed son! Sleeping on the bus, train or whatever public transportation you are on is an open invitation for:
-bodily harm
-bodily contact with unwanted co-passengers (blegh)
-face/hair grease that didn't ooze off your face but now is on your face because you face planted on the window (blegh x 100)
-you fall off your seat, flipping your skirt and you moon the entire bus
-unmentionables!
BUT FEAR NO MORE! ASIAN INVENTIONS TO THE RESCUE! NO MORE FACE GREASE! NO MORE UNWANTED GROPING!! ANSWERS TO YOUR PRAYERS (especially you ewok, even though we all know you welcome unwanted groping....)
Bahahaha! Did Tammy tell you the story?! Grrrr! I am swearing off alcohol for the rest of the summer until Vancouver 2010 (October). You're coming, right?! :D I would like the hat invention because I cannot sleep standing up. How much? Discount? LOL
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA I DIDNT TELL HER! it was written @ 8:38pm! i spoke to you around 9:30!! NERD! lol
ReplyDeleteDiscount?!? Do I look like someone that wears baggy trousers, a sweater vest and a visor on that sells on the side of the street? LOL
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