The New Fitness Trend

July 17, 2009 - Breakfast @ ihop Downtown LA

Yoga? - old school. Pilates? -  for losers.. Miss Em tells us how to really get fit.

"Just up in the gym just working on my fitness.. Kabbal-licious.. "

What everyone wants.. a Chola Makeover

George Lopez: What about the eyebrows?

Baby Smiley : You gotta make them hella dark, make them scream "bitch".

George Lopez: Why do they use sharpie?

Baby Smiley: Because.. if its raining outside you don't want them to wash off..

If I ever get this big.. please shoot me.

Holy Schmokes. She's trying to fly away.

Lotus' Killed God's People According to Ewok

July 17, 2009 - Breakfast @ IHOP downtown LA

So we were eating breakfast @ ihop where Jesse the Mexicana waiter served us and came upon the subject of tattoos. I was talking how I wanted a lotus tatoo.. (or was it Tree?), anyways, Ewok scared me into never getting a lotus tattoo..




What I was talking about:


What Ewok THOUGHT was talking about:


Two very very very very different things......

A Taste of LA Driving, July 17 2009

So, here's a taste of what it was like driving in LA. It was basically Miss Em driving while I navigate and the two bums in the back sleep until we reach our destination.

Ewok woke up to see what we were laughing about. We told her we had saw an animal, a hairy beast like thing running across the freeway making strange noises~ hahahaha

I want cupcake!

Can I have cupcake please?

  WHAHAHA.. the website has started.......

MMS sent by ewok

Nobody Nobody but Chu

Phone Conversation on Friday Nov 13, 2009 8:30ish pm:

ichibum: Are you tucking in your daughter?

ewok: Gross! hells no! I'm tucking in her dad

ichibum: WHAT?!?! HAHAHAHHA you're tucking in her dad?!

ewok: yea? so what?

ichibum: BWHAHAHA, you are TUCKING in her Dad?!

ewok: NONONO! TALKING, i'm TALKING to her Dad!!

Sometime later in the convo...

ichibum: OMG. That link you sent me of that boy dancing to Wondergirls.. that was disturbing! Disturbingly good! Haha

ewok: What kind of parents are willing to let their kid become gay?!!?

ichibum: why does he have to wear his straps like that?! why?! BWHAHAHAHAHA

  
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